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Age Ain't Nothing But A Number? Is It?
Does Age Matter?
My friend used to say, when it comes to men, there's nothing a light switch can't fix in almost 99% of their cases.
Due to the fact that I have a young face and have even recently been told I look about 24/25 (gawd, that was too nice of them), I get young guys coming up to me all the time. The best one was the cutie who said he was nineteen. (He lied in the beginning and said he was 25, but I checked him on that.) He thought I was 25 too. When I told him I was almost 40, he looked completely shocked and then said in his smooth Keith Washington voice, "age don't matter."
He almost had me at hello and I wouldn't have minded putting my morals at the curb except his slang just didn't turn me on anymore. LOL.
As i delve deep into this issue of age I have to reveal to you that you're listening to a half mad woman.
since the brian mcknight incident, I've slowed my roll to a stop (going on five months).
I think Brian McKnight can lay in my bed naked now and I can look but don't touch. I know why.
I mean it's because I miss those double headers. When your mind's not really in it, you get only the outer and not the inners (if you have no idea what i'm talking about then you need to go pick up a sex book right now or email Dr. Laura Berman Immediately).
Any hoo, it's not that i don't like sex, although most men now when i tell them i'm celibate, that's what i think. And I'll say it loudly too like I'm proud of it. They run away. Wa-hoo! If you've been following this blog, you know that I'm fond of sexual intercourse, but shhhhhh don't tell them.
I love it when a guy gets away like he's got a labotomy to get to after I say, "I should let you know that I'm practicing celibacy."
Of course these are the young guys. Right now, they're ranging between 35 and 45. The majority of them i'm meeting are all about exchanging liquids on the first date and i'm like oh now that's just nasty.
I'm resistant to the younger men's charms though. It's the older men that get me and I have to be very careful. (Or I had to learn). If you know me (and you've been follwing the blog) then you know I love mental stimulation. Aural sex can culminate me faster than anything physical because its so pure and beautiful and your body is like... DON'T GET ME STARTED. I'm at work and I can't change the panties. Unlike younger men, older men give it good and they can send you over the edge before you realize that your panties are off your body, LOL.
I got over the shakes and shudders just thinking bout it, but its the mental stimulation that's addicting. And they (older guys) know how to talk to you. Play up your silliness and make it seem beautiful and they listen. OH LAWD, they listen!!! A rare breeded man at a younger age is like a blue moon.
Older men know how to play around and they can take sarcasm much better than younger man and sometimes even go toe to toe.
So these are the thoughts tumbling around in my brain. I'll expound maybe later. Maybe.
Pray for my trip. I really don't want it to end. I really have become at peace in my celibacy, but it's just another adventure I'm going through.
When asked friends of what I should do with older guy, they said, "go with your gut." But if I went with my gut, i'd be in a host a trouble because I want to do things illegal in about 49 out of 50 states with a man, bout now.
I'm laughing outside, but there's some internal struggling going on here.
My friend used to say, when it comes to men, there's nothing a light switch can't fix in almost 99% of their cases.
Due to the fact that I have a young face and have even recently been told I look about 24/25 (gawd, that was too nice of them), I get young guys coming up to me all the time. The best one was the cutie who said he was nineteen. (He lied in the beginning and said he was 25, but I checked him on that.) He thought I was 25 too. When I told him I was almost 40, he looked completely shocked and then said in his smooth Keith Washington voice, "age don't matter."
He almost had me at hello and I wouldn't have minded putting my morals at the curb except his slang just didn't turn me on anymore. LOL.
As i delve deep into this issue of age I have to reveal to you that you're listening to a half mad woman.
since the brian mcknight incident, I've slowed my roll to a stop (going on five months).
I think Brian McKnight can lay in my bed naked now and I can look but don't touch. I know why.
I mean it's because I miss those double headers. When your mind's not really in it, you get only the outer and not the inners (if you have no idea what i'm talking about then you need to go pick up a sex book right now or email Dr. Laura Berman Immediately).
Any hoo, it's not that i don't like sex, although most men now when i tell them i'm celibate, that's what i think. And I'll say it loudly too like I'm proud of it. They run away. Wa-hoo! If you've been following this blog, you know that I'm fond of sexual intercourse, but shhhhhh don't tell them.
I love it when a guy gets away like he's got a labotomy to get to after I say, "I should let you know that I'm practicing celibacy."
Of course these are the young guys. Right now, they're ranging between 35 and 45. The majority of them i'm meeting are all about exchanging liquids on the first date and i'm like oh now that's just nasty.
I'm resistant to the younger men's charms though. It's the older men that get me and I have to be very careful. (Or I had to learn). If you know me (and you've been follwing the blog) then you know I love mental stimulation. Aural sex can culminate me faster than anything physical because its so pure and beautiful and your body is like... DON'T GET ME STARTED. I'm at work and I can't change the panties. Unlike younger men, older men give it good and they can send you over the edge before you realize that your panties are off your body, LOL.
I got over the shakes and shudders just thinking bout it, but its the mental stimulation that's addicting. And they (older guys) know how to talk to you. Play up your silliness and make it seem beautiful and they listen. OH LAWD, they listen!!! A rare breeded man at a younger age is like a blue moon.
Older men know how to play around and they can take sarcasm much better than younger man and sometimes even go toe to toe.
So these are the thoughts tumbling around in my brain. I'll expound maybe later. Maybe.
Pray for my trip. I really don't want it to end. I really have become at peace in my celibacy, but it's just another adventure I'm going through.
When asked friends of what I should do with older guy, they said, "go with your gut." But if I went with my gut, i'd be in a host a trouble because I want to do things illegal in about 49 out of 50 states with a man, bout now.
I'm laughing outside, but there's some internal struggling going on here.
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